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the chase I was driving home from Las Vegas when I took a wrong turn. I hadn't realised I turned onto government property, I noticed I was being followed so I went slower and the vehicle tried to slam into me and since I was in a supercar I went as fast as I could go. when I saw gate I slammed on the brakes, I had finally stopped when I passed the gate I saw guns so I got out and ran to a building. I hid in a locker. as the door slammed I knew I was stuck.

the crazy day "Ah finally it`s done." I had finally finished my statue when the cops arrived and a kid yelled "it was that man." Then one of the cops walked up to me and said " Your under arrest for murder." And so the next day I went to the judge and told him  " Iet me me show you that it`s not a person." So the judge took me to the scene and I pulled out the legs and weights were attached so I was set free and told to tell the cops before I do that again so I did it.

My most treasured item last year my mom brought back a souvenir from tofino, it`s very very special, I keep it perched on my shelf, it just stands their waiting for me to come back, I rarely move it unless I'm cleaning. It`s made of wood so I have to keep it dry. I don't let anyone touch it. It`s brownish red it has two little beady eye`s that watch over me while I sleep. I feel comfortable that my souvenir is watching over me while I sleep. When i wake i look up and smile and remember the day i got it.

Mr.p the mystery man: Mr.p has never left his house, not even to get mail. we thought he had a dog, until last week. the dog on the phone. I know what you`re thinking how would a dog be on the phone. well here`s how I saw him on the phone, it was last week when I was closing my window to go to bed when I saw the dog on the phone and the dog was wearing glasses so I went to bed. now you`re caught up, MR.P has invited me for some tea so I walked over, and he was a dog it was odd but cool to meet.

The Professor.crocodile : It was the day I get my shots at Professor.Crocodile`s office. I herd that he was difficult to talk to, twisted like a murder, and puts purple ooze that after a week it puts you in a coma. its was 2 hours till i got my shots so I went to leave but I decided not to. after about half an hour in I decided to go get some food, I waited 5 minuets for my food. when I got my food I went back I and it was my turn to go in...I went in he seemed nice.

The Giant Bulb: I was walking to adams road school to meet a friend. And I got there before him so I waited, then all of a sudden  a giant light bulb came crashing down the bulb split in two and beads splattered everywhere I saw two men In white hasmat suit`s come running to the scene they put up 4 posts with yellow police tape around it very quickly. I saw them  go into the school for some reason, so I grabbed a bead and a shard of glass and ran home, I ended up giving the shard to the police.